Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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