- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What is my name? I dont know

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

PENIS lol

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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