Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What would Muhammed do?

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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I love you

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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