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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What is white and black and red all over.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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