- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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