Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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