Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Antijokes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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