Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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willam dafoe

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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