Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

autistic kids rock

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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