- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Your girlfriend.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

the redsox

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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