What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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