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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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