- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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