If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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the redsox

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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