why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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