- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

tim has no humor

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Women's rights.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

why did you poop because you are a poop

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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