- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Arrow in the Knee!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

There once was this guy and he fell down

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?