Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Arrow in the Knee!

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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