- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

here's a joke... the american education society

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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