- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

The WPGA tour

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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