quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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