- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

poopy is poopy

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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