Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Tony Romo

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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