- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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