- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

jd and zach loves vigina

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

The New York Giants

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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