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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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