- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

The Princess is in another castle

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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