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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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