How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Anti Joke

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