how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

this website is a bad joke

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...