- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Tony Romo

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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