Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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