- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I walk into a bar...

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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