- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Who is big and stupid My brother

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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