- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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