Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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