Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Who is John Galt?

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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