If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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This isn't funny.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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