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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Donald Trump

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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