Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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