Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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