penis in the camel

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Boob

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Llamaworm

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Democracy.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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