- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

ure mama's so fat

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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