- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

binladin walks into the american seals

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

2 black kids walk into school

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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