Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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penis in the camel

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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