- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

THE GAME

can you touch your toes? no

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Rylan Clark

Anti Joke

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