Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Your adopted

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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I have a horse.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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