- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Sloths

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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