- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is the name of the car? What

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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