This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Me

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Hey

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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