Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

women's rights

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

You just read this ..

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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