- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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