- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white? A fridge

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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