How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

roses are black violets are black i am blind

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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