What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Badabing.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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