- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Once, I went to Peru.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How come grilled cheese?

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