Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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