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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A man walks into a bar

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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