- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A jew enters a mall.

a black guy hates chicken.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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