- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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