- Anti Joke

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

My mum is called Steve

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

just in time?

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in