What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Who is it?

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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