I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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