- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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