- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How high is the sky? True or False

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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