- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

the WNBA

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

batman has diarrhea

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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