How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

rocky is here again.......................

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Anti Joke

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