- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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