how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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knock knock come in

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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