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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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