What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

The Princess is in another castle

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Your mom.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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