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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

what smells like tuna? my underwear

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