James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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