- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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