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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what happened to your carpool? they died.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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