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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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