- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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