- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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