- Anti Joke

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating