Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

your mom is so fat.

Womens rights.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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