A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

SUCK MY NUTS

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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