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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Your mom.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

The Princess is in another castle

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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