- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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