- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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