What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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