- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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