- Anti Joke

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

nothing

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Whats green? The color green.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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