A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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