What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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THE GAME

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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