- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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