- Anti Joke

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A Mormon walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo