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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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haha black people :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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