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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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