- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Everybody will die

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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