Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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