I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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