Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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