- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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