a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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