I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

your mom is so fat.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Womens rights.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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