Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Thats what she said

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

9/11

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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