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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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