A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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