- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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