- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you ABeepSSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! slams door Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries -Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals - The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FUbeepCK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

You tell me. I have amnesia.