- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

12 niqqa 12.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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