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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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