What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

can you touch your toes? no

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

A miserable man committed suicide.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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