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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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