What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Racial equality.

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aodhan hearty

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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