Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Ham sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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