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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

I'm Andrew Schmitt

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

whats gay and american? a gay american

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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