- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

You sick fiend

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

pull my finger (farts)

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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