- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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