A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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