- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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