Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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