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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Robert Mugabe.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Robert Mugabe.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses