What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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