- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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