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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

osama bin laden is dead

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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