- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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